SEO google indexing

Matt Cutts continues producing shit sandwiches which keeps them coming back for seconds, thirds, then throw away the bread and just eat the filling.
So when the seo super chump writes about ‘minty fresh indexing’, it’s time to gargle, rinse and repeat.
In his seo blog, Matt reckons Google indexing is getting faster and faster. He further reckons that some results are so fresh they are less than half an hour old. Seo Matt shamelessly blows up the arses of his colleagues, and I quote:
“Congrats to the Googlers who are improving Google’s ability to re-crawl, index, and score web documents quickly.”
Sorry Matt, your internet seems to behave a little differently to mine. This little seo, graphic design, web design website - the one you are now reading – takes weeks for google to crawl and update; which is very different from the alleged half hour turnaround time.
Look at the screenshot above – five days old at the time of writing!
But surely he is not lying. No. I think the indexing team bases their results on a very small sample of web sites. The conclusions being abstract when compared to the majority, having no real meaning to the seo, you or me!
**update: Now 8 days old